Action Jackson blog attackin’!
Love & Chaos in the Lower Subgenres loves the Star Wars Comic called Captain Rick’s Armor Party. But they blog about all kinds of stuff. They’re uberpurple.
Enter the bloglight zone, if you will. A place where random links are good, but niche-related, relevant links are better. One-way backlines, if you will. Keep asking, if you will. Not demanding, ‘cause that’s bad netiquette.
A rising tide lifts all boats, popularized by JFK, or should we say plagiarized. And Led Zep said, “ramble on” because you have to have content in your blog postings; create content according to the algorithmic letter spacing where they try to ensure that it is written by a real person and flows naturally, versus computer created text.
But now there are programs that will take a written piece and change the structure of the wording and sentences so the entire article is the same with the inclusion of keywords for SEO but it is differently worded to avoid duplicate content penalization.
Instead of the Death Star being mentioned here, it might be switched out with Star Wars or Luke Skywalker above to still catch the attention of the google bots and search engine looky-loos, but it is usually still complete gobbledygook even though the rhythm of the structure seems right. But it reads all funny.
And if they don’t read it then it does not exist. It doesn’t matter if real people read it if the search engines don’t read it. So it must be linked to be real, then it can be read by people because then it exists.
Ones. Zeros. Androids dreaming of electric sheep. SEO sheepishness.
So it’s a great big blog circle jerk to link them together, justifying their existence. Like Schroedinger’s Cat, it exists and doesn‘t exist at the same time, until it is observed by Google, thus it exists, with the inbound links justifying the existence of the other blogs. Thus they all exist and are no longer android dreams, but gain page rank, which is how Google views reality.
And that is how the internet views reality.
Google creates reality.
The internet becomes real.
Google is God.
Remember, the higher the word count, the higher your site will be ranked for its large amount of content, thus the realer your blog or website becomes. Otherwise, the search engines will say, “You don‘t exist.”
In the Breakfast Club, Judd Nelson said, “I might as well not even exist. . .” But Judd probably has a PR5 rating, especially with all the stoners and slackers slumming around the web when they should be doing something more productive than just mouth-breathing. And all the nostalgia-waxing, aging, I-love-the-80’s crowd bump it. And every time it reruns on cable.
Is your blog stonertastic?
Well, fire it up, slack master! Get that bong blog smokin’!
And I’m trying to achieve a word count of at least 500 (His word count is 9000!) so that the content will be viewed as relevant. Don’t let ‘em pass you by. Use Robert Plant’s philosophic musings guide you.
That seems rather egocentricifical forced, doesn’t it? Internet gravity revolving around the quantum pull of social networking sites has drawn me in.
As the world turns, as the blog spins. . .
And manually, too. no text program for me ‘cause writing is free, and I will post it to my different blogs, linking them together. Similar but not the same. Duplicate content penalization, penal colonies, and penile implants have all been avoided. Yeah!
And here at the end I’ll add a quick reference to Robocop, Terminator, and sci-fi in general to help with the long tail keywords. One last mention of Star Wars, and a shout out to Star Trek, too.
